Free while we're in beta.
Every roast is on the house right now. When the beta ends, roasts will be sold in simple credit packs — buy a bundle, burn one per roast.
Beta
$0
per roast, for now
The whole product, no card, no cap worth mentioning. All we ask is that you roast real ads — that's what makes the panel sharper.
- Full Ad Roast Report with the 0–100 score and verdict
- Five to seven synthetic panelists calibrated to your audience
- Dimensional scorecard across hook, clarity, CTA, and more
- Andromeda retrieval prediction
- Paste-ready rewrites for every weakness
- Shareable client report links
- Score history on your dashboard
Beta accounts keep their roast history when credit packs launch, and heavy beta roasters will get first-run pricing. No subscriptions planned — packs, not plans.
Frequently asked questions
Your questions answered.
- Is this just an AI telling me my ad is bad?
- It tells you exactly which part is bad, why, and what to write instead. Every weakness ships with a paste-ready rewrite and a score you can compare against your next version.
- What is the Andromeda score?
- Meta’s Andromeda retrieval stage decides whether your ad ever gets shown. We grade your creative against the signals it rewards and predict whether the ad gets pulled into auctions or buried.
- Who is on the panel?
- Five to seven named synthetic personas built from the audience you describe, spread across the buyer journey. They react in their own voice and each one ends on click, scroll, or maybe.
- How long does a roast take?
- About ninety seconds. The report streams in as the panel deliberates, then persists at a stable URL you can send to a client or come back to later.
- What do I need to submit an ad?
- The creative (image or video key frames), your primary text and headline, and four questions about audience, offer, funnel stage, and KPI. Skip the context and the score is worth less — the panel is only as sharp as the brief.
- What happens when the beta ends?
- Roasts move to prepaid credit packs — no subscription. You keep your account, your history, and your share links, and we’ll give beta users notice plus first-run pack pricing before anything is charged.